How a woman wants her man to dress

A guy might be totally blah most of the time, but then one day they walk into the office looking like a supermodel sculpted by greek gods and you wonder to yourself, What happened? What changed? Well, it's probably because they woke up and just decided to throw on one of the following mAgiCaL clothing items that instantly make members of the male gender instantly a million times hotter for unknown, mysterious reasons.

. I prefer a man's legs in:

A. Chinos 6.5%

B. Levi's 80.6%

C. Suit pants 9.7%

D. Board shorts 3.2%

2. The most flattering color a man can wear is:

A. Blue 41.9%

B. Green 3.2%

C. White 12.9%

D. Whatever matches his eyes 35.5%

3. The sexiest thing a man can wear is:

A. A tuxedo 22.6%

B. Rugged jeans and a plain white T-shirt 67.7%

C. Those Marky Mark boxer-briefs 6.5%

D. A pair of tiny Italian swim trunks 3.2%

4. I like it when he smells like:

A. Nothing 58.1%

B. A sweaty fireman 6.5%

C. Citrusy cologne 16%

D. Scotch 19.4%

5. If I could change one thing about my man's style, it would be:

A. I'd make him spend more than fifteen bucks on a haircut 25.8%

B. I'd teach him the subtleties of wearing or not wearing cologne 3.2%

C. I'd give away his double-pleated pants and buy him fiat fronts 35.5%

D. His shoes. Oh, my God, his shoes. 25.8%

6. When I see a guy in sandals, I think:

A. A simple flip-flop will do 61.3%

B. He's coming nowhere near my uterus 6.5%

C. He has sexy toes. I want to see 'em. 6.5%

D. Sandals haven't looked sexy on a man since they were worn by the Son of God 25.7%

7. My favorite thing to borrow from my man is:

A. His worn-out button-down shirt 45.2%

B. His underwear 6.5%

C. His robe 12.9%

D. His State U. sweatshirt 32.3%

8. The most common male fashion crime i witness on a regular basis is:

A. Athletic socks worn with dress shoes 25.8%

b. Pants that are too short 32.3%

c. Grossly miscalculated uses of pattern 12.9%

D. A suit that's way too big 25.8%

9. My man looks best in:

A. Sneakers 35.5%

B. Boots 32.3%

C. Suede bucks 6.5%

D. A shiny pair of dress shoes 19.4%

10. I like it best when he comes to bed wearing:

A. Those flannel pajamas with the big buttons 3.2%

B. Just boxers 67.7%

C. Just socks 0%

D. Nothing at all 29%

11. I like his jeans to fit:

A. Like John Travolta's in Urban Cowboy 3.2%

B. Like Brad Pitt's in Thelma and Louise 83.9%

C. Like Jay-Z's onstage 3.2%

D. Like Huck Finn's in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn3.2%

12. The acceptable dollar amount for a man to spend on a haircut is:

A. $15 29%

B. $50 41.9%

C. $100 22.6%

D. $0; I'm good with a pair of shears 6.5%

13. My favorite type of men's shirt is:

A. A dress shirt with French cuffs 41.9%

B. A knit, short-sleeved polo shirt 12.9%

C. A plain white tee 42%

D. A taut, ribbed tank top that shows off his guns 3.2%

14. An average man becomes instantly bed-worthy when:

A. He displays finely manicured hands 6.5%

B. He wears an impeccably detailed dress shirt 22.6%

C. He dons a tuxedo 29%

D. He just doesn't give a damn 32.3%

15. A man should dress for:

A. His mom 0%

B. His boss 3.2%

C. Me 35.5%

D. Himself 61.3%

BONUS

Most Disturbing Advice on Jeans:

"Above all, you've got to buy your jeans properly fitted and not too tight guys, knowing they'll stretch. Jeans that are too big are, in my opinion, men's number-one fashion mistake."

--Lauren Gard, Marie Claire

Most Welcome Advice on Scent:

"All men have their own scent--whether it be cigarettes and river water or the Old Spice aftershave that his mom buys him--and if they're sexy, then their smell is sexy."

--Polly Brewster, O